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[somanyfeelings]

"I'm not fucking answering right now, I'm probably in the middle of something. Leave a goddamn message."

(Please state method of communication in the subject line and any forward/backward dating notices that may be relevant!)

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[cutelilshit]

Ahhh lube, that was it! You haven't even looked for it yet though? I'm wondering how to find it in a place like this... Hmm!

[somanyfeelings]

You can't just go down to the convenience store for some fucking astroglide.

... I'm not NOT looking.

[cutelilshit]

I know that! Why do you think I was asking in the first place?

[somanyfeelings]

Probably more likely to find a stand-in than actual made-for-the-you-know lube.

[cutelilshit]

Guess it's time to get creative.

1/2

[somanyfeelings]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

2/2 ... about 15 minutes later ...

[somanyfeelings]

actually tell me if you find something

Poor tsun-kun

[cutelilshit]

Of course! Anything to make it easier on Mako-chan. I'm happy for both of you!

Mid July

[leashed_hunter]

Get out of that house before I tear out your heart! Mukuro is MINE!

[OOC: Personality switch Zero thinks Mukuro is in love with Gokudera b/c he's an idiot that can't read subtleties. And of course, Gokudera needs to die now!]

(We'll say Dera is just back to his normal self when this comes through XD)

[somanyfeelings]

... The fuck is your damage, creep?!

Zero is an idiot! And you're just easy sodder! Also, he hates you right now. >_>

[leashed_hunter]

You're living with him!

>:O bring it

[somanyfeelings]

Of course I'm living with him! As I have been for like a year, this isn't a new development, Mr. Only Comes To Visit At Weird Hours and Doesn't Even Bother To Check In When There's Danger In Person!

It's been Brought!!! >_<

[leashed_hunter]

Get. Out.

(And the worst response to that ever...)

[somanyfeelings]

Yeah? Bite me, asshole!

Oh, God. You did not just go there!

[leashed_hunter]

[His lips slowly widen into a dark grin.]

That can be arranged.

[The PCD turns off, but not before a glimpse of the staircase is caught. Yes, he's in your home - had been the entire time.]

(tell me if this is okay!)

[somanyfeelings]

[Bitch no you didn't.

Bitch no you didn't.

Gokudera moves into action quickly, bracing himself against the wall of his room so that as soon as the door is opened, there's what appears to be a skull canon attached to Gokudera's arm, making a high-pitched sound and ready to be fired, his aura visible as a red flame around him.]

You're gonna wanna calm the fuck down and talk like an adult if you don't want a face full of dynamite, Mukuro's Creepy Boyfriend.

Go ahead. He'll heal.

[leashed_hunter]

[His smile lengthens, and he walks inside ignoring the spinning canon aimed his way.]

Let's talk then.

Well Mukuro will be pissed if he leaves a hole in the wall...

[somanyfeelings]

[Gokudera straightens his aim, pointing higher up to shoot Zero point blank if he's gotta. Grr.]

The hell is your problem? You go on being an indifferent asshole about Mukuro then all of a sudden you're ticked off at his teammate for what reason now?!

Mukuro's already pissed at him. What's a little hole compared to that?

[leashed_hunter]

[He casually leans against the door-frame.]

What is Mukuro to you?

[He could forgive Mukuro loving him - maybe. But he could not forgive Gokudera for feeling the same way toward him.]

You clearly don't know Mukuro.

[somanyfeelings]

HE'S MY FUCKING TEAMMATE.

Stupid Mukuro!!!!

[leashed_hunter]

[A sardonic smile. He clearly doesn't believe that line anymore.]

He trusts you.

[somanyfeelings]

Yeah because we kinda had to save the fucking world together like twelve fucking times that shit kinda happens when you do that. I trust him too, that's what being nakama means, don't you have any?!

[leashed_hunter]

[A piercing look as he got to the point.]

Do you love him?

[somanyfeelings]

...

Are you high?

[leashed_hunter]

[His gaze narrowed.]

Answer the question.